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John Smith
Dum dum dum dum dum dum.
All About the Mormons?
Watch the South Park sermon on Joseph Smith and find out why Mormons are such pussies.  Watch Episode...
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Amish Country
Land of Vice
Enlightenment, without the electric light
While most sects of Christianity have been accused of being somewhat behind the times, The Amish order revels in its reputation for anachronism. Read More...
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Axis of Allah
Sunni days, Shiite nights
Axis of Allah
The management principles of Farrakhan, Hussein, and Ahmadinejad. Read More...
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The Big Three
Jews, Jesus Freaks, and Jihad
Which spiritual sibling are you?
See what birthing order reveals about your favorite major religion. Read More...
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Burkini Babes
Muslim women get in the swim of things
Evolution of the Burkini
No need to shave or wax to prepare for a day of sun and surf anymore. The summer fashion world has taken a big step back to the dark ages by introducing the ultimate in modest swimwear – the Burkini. Read More...
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Orlando, Israel
Holy Shit, it's Holy Land!
Holy Shit, it's Holy Land
If you want to avoid the crass commercialism of Disneyworld but still want a wholesome family vacation in Florida, why not head to Holy Land, a theme park experience dedicated to discovery of the Bible. Read More...
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Jesus ♥'s Raptors
What Jesus had to say about Velociraptors.
The Deity and the Dinosaur
Dinosaurs were the first creatures kicked out of the Garden of Eden when a T-Rex ate Adam’s first wife Lilith whole. Read More...
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Jew not a Jew
You want my what-skin?
Time to play “Jew, not a Jew”
Once you are born a Jew, you can never not be a Jew, no matter what. It’s the Jason Voorhees of religions. Read More...
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Hollywood Jews
Endless suffering can be seen in these fine films.
A history of the oppressors of G-d’s chosen people.
Ever since G-d made Abraham trim the tip off his son’s penis, people have been having their way with the Jews. Read More...
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Kosher Phone
Keep up with that shiksa daughter-in-law of yours.
Kosher Cellphones for the Observant Jew
Even those who strictly follow the laws of their ancient ancestors can appreciate the value of modern convenience. Read More...
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Last Supper
As told by Tony Genelli from Brooklyn
Jesus Christ and the Last Family Supper
Jesus finally realizes sumthin’... He thought it was this Jew king, Herod, that set him up, but he sez, as they’re takin him away to get whacked, “I didn’t know until this very moment, it was Caiaphas all along.” Read More...
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Muslim Diapers
When you gotta go, you gotta go
Mahammad invented diapers
I overheard the Prophet’s apostle’s sister’s brother-in-law tell a story of how a small child sat on Muhammad’s lap and drenched the prophet’s robes in a righteous golden shower... Read More...
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Neturi Karta
Worst Jews Ever
Anti-Zionist Orthodox Jews side with Iran
The Neturei Karta is an anti-Zionist sect of Orthodox Judaism that denounces the Israeli government as heretics for its efforts to obtain and secure a sovereign state before the return of the Messiah. Read More...
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Dear Pope,
It’s just not working out.
Top 95 Reasons We Don’t Like You Anymore
It was a long, ugly breakup. During the Reformation, Martin Luther and other agitators seized the Pope by the balls and wouldn’t let go until they had formed their own distinct religious identity. Read More...
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God Hates Fags
...and most everybody else.
Westboro Baptist Church
Though best known for their “God Hates Fags” website and rallying cry, they are also known to pick on those who can’t defend themselves, like dead American soldiers who have fallen victim to the war in Iraq. Read More...
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Amish Country: Land of Vice

While most sects of Christianity have been accused of being somewhat behind the times, The Amish order revels in its reputation for anachronism.

Believing that a community can’t remain on the path to righteousness if it is forced to live among those who forsake it for modern convenience, Amish choose to live lives of separatism, toil, worship and neo-retro-chic garb.

Though they choose to party like it’s 1899, today’s Amish still has a lot to offer to Generation Y-eth and beyond. In fact, they are even starting to recruit new faithful by hand-writing and delivering, “A Young People’s Guide to Being Amish.”

The Neturei Karta: Cornering the market on Jewish guilt and suffering

You’ve heard of self-hating Jews, right? Well here’s a group that takes it to an ugly extreme.

The Neturei Karta is an anti-Zionist sect of Orthodox Judaism that denounces the Israeli government as heretics for its efforts to obtain and secure a sovereign state before the return of the Messiah. In the group’s efforts to block the premature Jewish occupation of Jerusalem, some members have even gone so far as to endorse Yassir Arafat and befriend Nation of Islam leader, Louis Farrakhan – two of the most outspoken anti-semites in history.

Jews in Hollywoodland

A Cinematic History of the oppressors of G-d’s chosen people.

Ever since G-d made Abraham trim the tip off his son’s penis, people have been having their way with the Jews. From ancient Egypt to South Park, Colorado everything you kneed to know about their seemingly endless suffering can be seen in these fine films. Some of them even won big awards from their Jewish peers.

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Free in the Spirit of God
Not trapped in religious legalism.
Free book & audio. Not a come on.
www.TheQuestForGlory.com

Find Your Religion
Accept Christ as Your Savior.
Turn From Your Sins & Pray a Prayer
www.Jesus2020.com

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