First Universal Church of Kantheism: F.U.C.K.ed up and ready to see God

Turns out your local long-haired pot dealer may not be a lazy, aging hippie after all. He could be a spiritual shaman for The Amsterdam THC Ministry.

This First Universal Church of Kantheism, or F.U.C.K.ed, as it may be called, is based on ancient wisdom, modern science and the enlightening and healing properties of the cannabis sacrament. They believe that by using the fruits of the sacred hemp plant to open our minds, we can enjoy a rich, awakened life, access the deepest regions of our own consciousness and better commune with the divine essence within, say, a really kickin’ Phish Jam.

The church claims to be free of dogma and insists that its members be too. Its mantra? “No preaching, no attempts to save the lost, and no bogarting the bong.”

Best of all, unlike other religions, overindulgence of their sacrament won’t give you a hangover in the morning – though it might result in cravings for sacrament brownies and debate on the true existence of Dog.

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